THE 9-5 GRIND01
Boss yelling about TPS reports. Soul: not detected.
Status: Permanently Memeployed
WE'RE ALLMEMEPLOYEDFOREVER.
You can't go back. The cubicle won't take you. The 9-5 has been pre-IPO'd. $MEMEPLOYED is the token for everyone who logs into pump.fun before they brush their teeth.
CA:Coming soon
Live · Memeployed
From Wojak to Whale
Now Hiring: EveryoneSalary: paid in cloutBenefits: copium, hopium, vibesDress code: hoodiePTO: every dayOffice: pump.funPromotion: 1000x or 0We can't go back
Now Hiring: EveryoneSalary: paid in cloutBenefits: copium, hopium, vibesDress code: hoodiePTO: every dayOffice: pump.funPromotion: 1000x or 0We can't go back
URBAN DICTIONARYWord of the era
Memeployed
memeployed (adj.) — earning income or social capital by creating, sharing, or participating in internet memes; especially via platforms like pump dot fun, X, or TikTok.
"After his Wojak meme hit a million views on TikTok, he quit his job and became fully memeployed."
by CapoDiPump July 2, 2025
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Chapter 01
The Memeployed Arc
How every single one of us got here, in four panels. You may recognize yourself.
THE DISCOVERY02
3 AM. pump.fun. A pepe whispers from the lightbulb.
THE TRANSITION03
Six monitors. Two Red Bulls. One conviction.
MEMEPLOYED04
Beach. Cocktail. Wallet up only. No going back.
The Six Truths
Why we can't go back to normal jobs.
A non-exhaustive list of structural reasons your old life is closed forever.
01
Synergy meetings broke us
We sat through 'circle back' and 'low-hanging fruit' for years. Our nervous systems are not coming back online for a Slack standup.
02
We learned what a candle is
Once you can read a 1-minute chart on the subway, the spreadsheet your manager wants 'colored in' starts to feel deeply insulting.
03
Our screen time is non-negotiable
12h 39m. X, Telegram, pump.fun. This isn't a habit, this is the job. The phone IS the office.
04
HR can't onboard a degen
There is no benefits package that competes with 'maybe 1000x tonight.' The unemployment office literally has nothing to offer us.
05
We made ourselves unemployable
Resume says: 'Head of Shilling.' LinkedIn says: 'Vibes Officer.' Recruiters do not have a column for this.
06
We're not coming back
Even at zero. Especially at zero. Memeployment is a one-way door. We push through it together.
Submit a Job Opportunity
Post a Job
Fill in the details to get your job featured on the Memeployed board. Real career, fake job, side hustle — we don't care, ship it.
Now Memeploying
See all 12 roles →Available Jobs
P
PumpinNoDumpin
✓Software Developer, fulltime memeployed
drslayer90@gmail.com
trading memes, slaving away at my (still) 9-5
@notpumpinpndump
Z
ZICO MARCHELLINO
✓Memecoin Lover
zicomarchellino7@gmail.com
memeployed X1000000
@Marchellino
A
Ajbiz
✓All around kook
ajbiz@gmail.com
Just a kook
@ajbiz.nrg
B
Big Bird
✓Director of Morale
muddy287@gmail.com
Responsible for the overall morale and discipline of memeployees.
@Bigbirddyer
M
MaiKOL DOGUELOR
✓volume bot
michael@mega511114152y.es
I can shill at 512Kbps
@kaster1111
I
IllusoryHydra
✓Head of Shilling Department
juliuswseina@gmail.com
Co-ordination of online activity and marketing. Maximization of memetics in bag-working environments creating generational value within the shilling network.
@IllusoryHydra
Tokenomics
The Pay Stub
No allocation, no vesting, no team wallets. Just a community of permanently memeployed degens holding the bag together.
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
1B $MEMEPLOYED
Team Allocation
0%
We're memeployed too
Liquidity
BURNED
Can't go back
Taxes
0 / 0
Buy / Sell
Chain
Solana
SPL Token
Launchpad
pump.fun
Fair launch
Contract Address
Onboarding
How to apply for memeployment
- 01
Get a Phantom wallet
Download Phantom (or any Solana wallet). Save the seed phrase somewhere a normie can't reach.
- 02
Fund it with SOL
Buy SOL on any exchange or via the in-wallet ramp. You only need enough to feel something.
- 03
Open pump.fun
Paste the $MEMEPLOYED contract. Swap your SOL. Approve. Watch the candles bend.
- 04
Become memeployed
Set a new Twitter bio. Delete LinkedIn. Tell your mom you 'work in tech.' You're in.
FAQ
Questions HR Would Have Asked
Is $MEMEPLOYED an investment?+
Absolutely not. It is a job. A vibe. A condition. Possibly a diagnosis. Definitely not financial advice.
Can I really not go back to a normal job?+
Try it. Open Outlook. Look at a recurring 30-minute sync. We'll be here when you stop crying.
Why Solana / pump.fun?+
Because that is literally where memeployment happens. The Urban Dictionary entry says so. Read it again.
Is there a team?+
There is a community. There is a Capo. There are no suits. There is no roadmap PDF.
What does it mean to post a job here?+
It means you formally declare your role within the Memeployed Union. Fake titles encouraged. Real shilling required.
What if it goes to zero?+
Then we're memeployed at zero. The lore is the moat. The cope is the utility.